My Conspiracy Theory

There are strange things happening around the house. This morning I went in to the second bedroom, but stuff is all moved around. The old guest bed, which I loved to sleep on, is gone, and in it's place is a wooden crib. It was really small, so I think it's built for somebody new.

On top of it all, there are strange people walking around the house. They look just like Master Joel, but older and more wrinkly; I think they're called "pear ants". Well, they were feeding me, but I was a little scared, so I coughed up my breakfast all over the kitchen floor.

Just before Mommy and Master Joel left, I noticed that Mommy's belly was bigger than ever. And everyone keeps talking about the "bay bee". It may just be me, but I think that all these details are related. I can't be sure why, but my animal instincts tell me that there's somebody new coming home. Whoever it is, they better watch out. I'm the favorite pet. Meow.